
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims
Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk?
To try to hatchet!
What does a Pilgrim call his best friend?
A
palgrim.
How did Albert Einstein celebrate Thanksgiving?
He was very
thinkful.
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked the stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy answered, "No ma'am, they're dead."
Two pilgrims go out hunting. One has two blunderbusses (guns).The second pilgrim asks, “Why do you have two blunderbusses?”The first pilgrim explains, “I usually miss the first time I shoot. By taking two I can shoot again”. The second pilgrim thinks for a while and then says, “Why not just take the second one, and only shoot once?”
What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an evil spirit?
A
poultrygeist!